In case you have been living under a rock, New England Tight End Aaron Hernandez is in a bit of a tight spot. An acquaintance of Hernandez’s was murdered and the body disposed about a mile from Hernandez’s front door. But proximity alone does not make one a suspect, no… but having the rug doctor come by for a deep cleaning, destroying your cell phone, and deleting surveillance footage from you security cam may lead to having your alibi questioned.

I would be getting ahead of myself if I already convicted Hernandez in my heart. But his story is one that is all too familiar. A player with rough upbringing, questionable hangers-on, and an air of invincibility finds himself in the middle of a murder investigation… With that , meet the NFL’s all time “Ima Kill You” team! (allegedly)