#5 Marvin Harrison (allegedly)
So Marvin Harrison caught a lot of balls and eluded defensive backs on the way to scoring touchdowns. APPARENTLY he has the same super power with policemen and DAs. This cat stomped some dude’s face and shot him in the hand one day, unnoticed. A few weeks go buy, and he meets the victim drug dealer again. He Chases him down the street carrying a FREAKING UZI and again, no one “sees” the crime. Amazing.