#3 Jovan Belcher

This crazy-ass dude killed his hot-ass girlfriend before turning the gun on himself in front of his coach and GM. I mean, the Chiefs suck and all, but damn… So this cat, was out all night with O.P.P. and got pissed when his girl was not staying at home like she was under house-arrest. Concussion brains and drug clouded logic lead him to go Sterling Archer on his girl.