NFL’s Top Murderers

Carruth

#2 Rae Carruth

I wanted to make this sleaze ball number 1, but he simply lack the pop culture notoriety to claim that spot. Rae Rae and his boys played drive-by on his realtor girlfriend who happened to be eight months pregnant. Discovering Later-Term abortions were illegal, Rae Rae thought he could take care of the “problem” by other means. Failing at both the abortion and getting away with the crime, Rae Rae decided to tuck his tail and run. He was found some time later hiding in the trunk of a car, surrounded in piss and candy bars. Seriously, I can’t make this shit up.

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